Have I Got News For You

It wasn't particularly gracious of me to leave

But I found the situation unbearably ostentatious with you and her flirtatious

Had it been any other night, I might have stayed and put up a fight

I guess I wasn't impressed with your seduction

It wasn't an unlikely conclusion for me to draw when I saw

You and her in some obvious love seclusion, Please pardon my intrusion

Had you said something too profound, I might have hung in and stood my ground

I guess I just wasn't digging our illusion

If you think I didn't see, I got news for you

If you think you're fooling me, I got news for you

It wasn't an irrational notion that made me take the walk 'cause

I'm not inclined towards unwarranted commotion, Unnecessary motion

Had I thought you were some excuse, I might have stayed and turned on the juice

I guess I just felt a lack of real emotion

If you think I didn't see, I got news for you

If you think you're fooling me, I got news for you