Goodbat Nightman

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime

The thieves go to jail for a very long time

They had a hard day helping clean up the town

They hang from the mantle these both upside down

A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...

Batman and Robin are saying the hurse...

(Batman & Robin:)

God bless Superman and Superwoman!

Aquaman and Aquawoman!

Ironman and Ironwoman!

Spiderman and Spiderwoman!

Plasticman and Plasticwoman!

Crazyman an-

(Robin:)

B-b-batman..

(Batman:)

Yes Robin?

(Robin:)

Was there ever a Batwoman?

(Batman:)

There was once, boy wonder, a long time back.

(Robin:)

Where is she now?

(Batman:)

I'm afraid she's no longer with us...

(Robin:)

Oh...you mean...?

(Batman:)

Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky...

(Robin:)

Holy sti-batwoman...what happened?

(Batman:)

She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile.

(Robin:)

Suicide?

(Batman:)

Batricide...

(Robin:)

Gosh, why didn't I think of that?

They locked all the doors and they put out the bat

*MEOW!*

They put on the bat-jarmers

*We like doing that!*

Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds

With 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads

They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep...

Batman and Robin are falling asleep...

(door opens)

(Robin:)

W-where are you going Batman?

(Batman:)

The bedroom!

(Robin:)

Holyluya!

(door closes)