Gay Boyfriend

1...2... Ready, Go....

I'm tired of boys who make me cry

They cheat on me and they tell me lies

The one I love will never stray

When he sees other girls he looks away

And if he never kisses me well thats alright

Coz we can just cuddle all night

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Gay Boyfriend, Gay Boyfriend

I dont really care that you are queer

Gay Boyfriend, Gay Boyfriend

I never feel lonely when you are near

It'll be a great romance

We'll go shopping and buy some pants

You don't care how big my ass is

Just how fabulous my dress is

Chorus

1...2... Ready, Go....

You cry at movies on our dates

Romantic comedies sure are great

But when your sad i'll dry your tears

Coz i'll always think that you are fierce

I like cigarettes, and thats no gag

But you'll always be my favourite fag

You'll always be my favourite fag

You'll always be my favourite....

Chorus x 3 to fade