Frictionless Wipe

I ate Chipotle, my stomach is bloated
My tummy's turnin', so I head to the toilet
Take a seat and I let out my doodie
I grab some paper and I scrape at my booty
(Oh)

It's a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I slide across the one-ply like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight
I've made a human mudslide, every wipe is not white

I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless (Oh)
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(I had a frictionless wipe)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless

Uh-huh, hit the poop deck, system's overloaded
I pop a squat and then I empty a load in
Spread my cheeks and unleash an explosion

It doesn't matter if I crumple or fold it

'Cause it's a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I'm numb in both of my thighs, I can't stand for my life
'Cause of this frictionless wipe, my butt's a Sharpie tonight
I glide across the one-ply, the glissando of wipes

Oh, it's a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
A frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
God, I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
(A frictionless wipe)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
(Oh)

It's just a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I slide across the one-ply like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight
I made a human mudslide, every wipe is not white
I got a frictionless wipe (Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)
(I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)
(A frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)
(A frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless)