Fat, Drunk, & Pregnant

If you light up a Lucky Strike
You look just like James Dean
If I got caught with a Marlboro lightI′d be a trailer park queen
If you're hungover on the weekend shift
It′s drive-thru number fives
But if I even look at that shit
It goes straight to my thighs

For you, you, you're just a man
Do what you want, no consequences
You smoke, drink, sleep where you can
And it's all high fives and your boys′ hell yeahs
One bad habit after habit
Never have to regret it
But if I ran around this town like you
I′d be fat, drunk, and pregnant

If you pick up some girl you met
You're just getting some
If I climb in somebody′s truck
My reputations gone, hey

For you, you, you're just a man
Do what you want, no consequense
You smoke, drink, sleep where you can
And it′s all high fives and your boys' hell yeahs
One bad habit after habit
Never have to regret it
But if I ran around this town like you
I′d be fat, drunk, and pregnant

One bad habit after habit
Never have to regret it
But if I ran around this town like you
I'd be fat, drunk, and pregnant

One bad habit after habit
Never have to regret it
'Cause if I ran around this town like you

For you, you, you′re just a man
Do what you want, no consequence
You smoke, drink, sleep where you can
And it′s all high fives and your boys' hell yeahs
One bad habit after habit
Never have to regret it
But if I ran around this town like you
I′d be fat, drunk, and pregnant