Evil Twin

Once I woke up mild mannered and shy

Passed in the pub and I didn't know why

Made a sharp turn and I hooked a bee-line

For the tender minute mender, bad news sender, liquid vendor

After twice his normal dose

He thought he's go make the most

In mid-stride of a vague adventure

Hangin' from a stranger's

10th floor balcony

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil... my evil twin

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil twin... my evil

Push came to shove and the stranger decided she could fly

Saw you in a cornfield two days

Later with a scarecrow

In old cobb

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil... my evil twin

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil twin... my evil

And I'm not capable of that kind of sin

And I'm not capable of that kind of death wishin'

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil... my evil twin

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil... my evil twin

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil twin... my evil

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil twin... my evil

It wasn't me

It must have been

My evil... my evil twin