Eskimo

I'm the only gay Eskimo,
I'm the only one I know.
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe!
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I want to do is get into his parka.
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.
Well, me and Muk-Fluk-Chuk-Buk, we both like blubber,
But me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber.
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.

I make a wish on the Northern Lights,

That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights.
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.
And the seals they sing now...
These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll;
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole.
I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo,
In my tribe.
Habes