Eric Fucked His Sister's Tits

What the hell's that got to do with molding a penis?

I was like, you could like shoot it -- shoot it, and then like you know, do a video, and like, do some funny music.

Yeah.

Play it, Chris.

You could make it a music video.

This is the night of insult songs.

Jacob's song? So wait, what...

All right, here we go.

Let me tell you this story, it's about a guy named Eric

One day, Eric got a job at Arby's

Another day, he got fired from that job at Arby's

He had no place to stay

Good thing his sister had an apartment, she let him stay for free

Until she said, "Eric, I want you to titty-fuck me"

"But I don't want you. But I don't want to titty-fuck you. You're my sister."

"Eric, do you want to pay rent or titty-fuck me?"

"Oh, I guess I have no choice, since I don't have a job."

"Fuck me, bitch."

"Okay, sister."

So Eric took his pants off

Then he took his sister's shirt off

He laid her down on her futon

And slapped that dick in between her two floppy tits

He squeezed them together

They tingled his jolly

She liked it

He liked it

They're titty-fuckers

They're siblings

Kinda sick

But you gotta do what you gotta do

When you get fired for stealing a humongous sandwich

Not paying for it

Cheese, chicken, roast beef

Uhh

"How you paying for that Eric?"

"I wasn't going to."

"You're fired, bitch."

Titty-fucked his sister for a place to sleep at night

Eric fucked his sister's tits

..do do do

Eric fucked his sister's tits, sister's tits, sister's tits

Eric fucked his sister's tits and came all over her fucking face!

He came all over that bitch's face!

[Interlude]

Eric likes this.

No I don't, I hate it.

It's just the truth, my bro.

Titty-fucker, titty-fucker,

He's