Eh to Zed (Tragically Hipless)

Got my Cockburned
Can-con pariah
No RushTwain not Mark
That′s Shania
This alphebetized list you can easily soak in
It's Tragically Hipless
The Social Scene′s broken

A is Arcade Fire, they live in New Orleans
B is Barenaked Ladies, teach us what bore means
C is Celine who's so cheesy but sings good
D is for Drake, guess he lives like old kings would
E is Esmerine, what's the genre there, who knows
F is for Feist, rich and wins all the Junos
G is for Gord, either Downey or Lightfoot
H is for Hedley, date rape drugs they might put

Date rape drugs they might put

I is for Indie Intellectual (Pseudo)
J is for Justin, that′s Bieber, not Trudeau
K is for K′naan, sorry K-os, you're bacon
L is for Leonard, cause C for Cohen was taken
M is for Murray, that′s Lightburn or Anne
N is for the Nickelback you get from Soundscan
O is O Canada, our anthem so catchy
P is P. Watson, sang falsetto till his voice got a little scratchy

Q is that music show that everyone shits on
R is Randy Bachman, he once had that hit song
S is for Socalled, slept on by Factor
T is for Tanya. Tanya Tagaq (Ter)
U is Uzeb who once ruled a scene
V is the Vigne in Avril Lavigne
W is Weeknd, what he cut the dreds for
Y is for Young, who made Zuma, which Zed's for

Robbie Robertson Rob Robbie Robertson

Got my Cockburned
Can-con pariah
No Rush
Twain not Mark
That′s Shania
This alphebetized list you can easily soak in
It's Tragically Hipless
The Social Scene′s broken