Down Under

3 Contributors
Down Under Lyrics

[Chorus]
Down under is forever and a day
Down under is forever and a day

[Verse 1]
Koala bears get livid when they don't get eucalyptus
Most of 'em carry syphilis
Or chlamydia what's the difference
All I know is I don't want no koala cuddlin' up to me
I can see it fine from here it is a pretty cute koala

[Chorus]
Down under is forever and a day
Down under is forever and a day

[Verse 2]
Kangaroos can whoop up on ya
They'd rather fight than watch ya
I know they look tame and dainty but I'll tell ya now ya oughta
Take some care because they're deer
Evolved to bеtter boxers
They don’t takе to whisperin' nothings
They’d punch a crowdin' talker

[Chorus]
Down under is forever and a day
It ain’t no wonder why more folks don’t find the time
'Cause it takes time to get down under
Things out there can kill ya
From the critters to the thunder
It's been forever and a day since I have been down under

[Pot-Chorus]
Down under is forever and a day
Down under is forever and a day

[Verse 3]
There’s always somethin’ thrilling
To get your heart a racin'
No shit I've had the notion
But that ain't what I’m chasin'
And life is more than treasures born
From sense a light and pleasure
And I would not take a thing
From my journey out under

[Bridge]
Vegemite and flying kites the opposite way
With crocodilian convicts
And the criminally insane

[Chorus]
Down under is forever and a day
It ain't no wonder why more folks don’t find the time
'Cause it takes time to get down under
Things out there can kill ya worse
Than critters and the thunder
It's been forever and a day since I have been down under

[Post-Chorus]
Down under is forever and a day
Down under is forever and a day
Down under is forever and a day
Down under is forever and a day
Forever and a day
Forever and a day
Forever and a day
Forever and a day
Forever and a day
Forever and a day