Don't Try This At Home

I see you

Cut it out

Little man, mouthing the words to this song

Can't understand…

How could you?

…the extent of the hurt they come from

I know that you feel free when you strum along

But I know how wrong your dreams can go

Don't try this at home

Don't try this when you're alone

Don't try this at home

You're gonna hurt yourself

Yeah, I know

'Cause I was exactly the same kid as you

Making my moves in a mirror

I wanted to be just like Lou

A Rock 'n' Roll animal

An irreverent funky-ass Jew

But what I did not account for

Was this cultural vacuum

Don't try this at home

Don't try this when you're alone

Don't try this at home

You're gonna hurt yourself

Yeah, I know

Believe me, baby

Beware of the dogs

Beware, Be scared of the dogs

Listen to 'em…

Down, Boy!

Sit…

Do not try this at home

You're gonna hurt yourself

Yeah, I know

I'm serious