Do The Wrong Thing

Got married on Saturday to a girl from Salt Lake
City
moved out to the suburds we had a pet goat
everywhere we would go the goat would go too
watch our love - making with eyes slitted and blue
one night I woke up
butcher knife in hand

killed my lovely wife
and I killed the goat too
when I realized what I had done
killed my friend my only one
I sure do miss this little goat
do the wrong thing
I did the wrong thing
I done the wrong thing