Diana

All the boys I know love Diana,

Some calming apparition you bet she is

The world careering nightmare

Somewhere it is her arms reach out

And stop the savagery at least they do for me

Her eyes china blue saucers she's born that way

She tastes of apple strudel you can tell she does

With arms that hold sweet William to her breast

I wish that it were true our family includes you

Even though you're warped and unattractive

I see I've made you cry

By saying here comes the bride

There's always some sweet petticoat grabs the eye

That's why the boys and girls love Diana

Looking for a star,

Looking for a star

Looking for a star is fine

If we don't find it here

If we don't find it now

What are we going to say

What are we going to say?

Her eyes china blue saucers she's born that way

She tastes of apple strudel you can tell she does

With arms that hold sweet William to her breast

The darling of, the darling of, creation of the editor

I guess that's what, suppose that's what she's for

I hope they're crying in their sleep

For promises they cannot keep

For disappointments rooted deep

That's why the boys and girls love Diana