Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie

Deck the halls with parts of Charlie

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Make the Yule time gross and gnarly

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Stockings stuffed with ears and fingers

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Chopped from all those caroling singers

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Drape the hearth with chunks of Barnie

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Bits of Bruce and hunks of Arnie

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Hang the crypt with spleens and kidneys

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Use Ramone's and then use Sidney's

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Raise the tree and bring the ladder

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Top it off with Gills gall bladder

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Grinning skulls in festive poses

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Strings of toes and nipped off noses

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Who needs mistletoe and holly?

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When we can just dismember Wally

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Have the whole place decorated

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With the parts we've amputated

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(Maniacal laughter)