Dead Babies

Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin
She got them from the shelf upon the wall
Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her
She didn't hear her little baby call

Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't want you anyway
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Daddy is an agrophile in Texas
Mommy's on the bar 'most every night
Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard
Living there in burgundy and white

Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't love you anyway

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Goodbye, little Betty
Goodbye, little Betty
So long, little Betty
So long, little Betty
Betty, so long

Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't need you anyway
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Goodbye, little Betty

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Order in this court room
Order, outside the court
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