David Watts

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I am a dull and simple lad

Can not tell water from champagne

And i have never met the queen

And i wish i could have all that he has got

I wish i could be like david watts

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And when i lie on my pillow at night

I dream i could fight like david watts

Lead the school team to victory

And take my exams and pass the lot

(wish i could be)

Wish i could be like david watts

(wish i could be)

Wish i could be like david watts

(wish i could be)

Conduct my life like david watts

(wish i could be)

I wish i could be like david watts

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He is the head boy at the school

He is the captain of the team

He is so gay and fancy free

And i wish all his money belonged to me

I wish i could be like david watts

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And all the girls in the neighborhood

Try to go out with david watts

They try their best but can't succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

Wish i could be like

Wish i could be like

Wish i could be like

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