Couldn't Do It (happy Shopper Mix)

if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

stand my head juggle three alley cats

take out the king kong

still feel strong

unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken

walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

i get a charge but still feel the mosta

take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man

save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan

head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle

outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle

drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff

say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff

grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

back from the grave to walk with the undead

i couldn't do it

could you do it?

i couldn't do it

could you do it?

i could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid

spit lethal poison leave your body rigid

talk to satan talk to god

standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...

i couldn't do it

could you do it?

i couldn't do it

could you do it?

i couldn't do it

yeah you know it

if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts

stand my head juggle three alley cats

take out the king kong

still feel strong

unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken

bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken

walk in the rain plugged into a toaster

i get a charge but still feel the mosta

take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man

save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan

head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle

outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle

drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff

say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff

grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead

back from the grave to walk with the undead

i couldn't do it

could you do it?

i couldn't do it

could you do it?