Couch Slouch (Cover)

by Syringa Vulgaris

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Lyrics

I′m home from school and here to stay
I'll take it easy again today
Ain′t gonna work, don't need no payDon't need to work, i sleep all day

Couch slouch!
Fuck off!

My mom don′t like the way i live
She says i take, but i don′t give
My dad can't stand the way i am
He says, "damn it, just get up man"

Couch slouch!
You suck!

Awaken now and then to eat and shit
Don′t go outside 'cause i don′t fit
Society's not ready for me
Crazy assholes never will be
They never will be

Couch slouch!

Awaken now and then to eat and shit
Don′t go outside 'cause i don't fit
Society′s not ready for me
Crazy assholes never will be
They never will be