Copenhagen

Chorus

Copenhagen it makes me feel so good.
Copenhagen the way I know it should.
I put a little chew in my mouth,
Go spittin' and a-slobberin'
All around the house, that
Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

1.
I took a chew just the other night-
It made me feel so fine.
I grabbed my honey baby
And I pinched her ol' behind.
She said, "you better spit out that
Chewin' tobaccer if you wanna kiss
Me on the big ol' smacker,
That copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

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2.
I was sittin' in a bar room
And I took a little dip--
Drinkin' beer & talkin'
But I had no place to spit.
So I spit a stream out on the floor,
And that bouncer flung me out the door,
That copenhagen, it makes me feel so good.

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Recitation

It's a cure all too-
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
That's copenhagen...