Cool Kids

There's a real cool club on the other side of town

Where the real cool kids go to sit around

And talk bad about the other kids

Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

There's Millie, Pickles and Pattycakes too

And Cubby's making mean jokes about you

Ha ha you little twit

Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

They're a real cool bunch of die Fledermausketeers

And they'll laugh at the toughskins your Mom got you from Sears

You dork they'll never let you in

'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too

And that's why they draw funny pictures of you

And talk bad about all the kids

'Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it

Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it