Coffee Cup Song

I look in my coffee cup
I can't think of anything better than you
I stare over the waters and look up at the sky
Wishing i could have you right here by my side
Your name sounds so beautiful
Familiar to me
Mercedes
Where have i heard that name before
I think i read it in a men's room behind the door
Well it said, call me for a good time
Call me for a good ol' time
Call me one more time
Oh you call mercedes, oh
I love the way you rock 'n roll, oh oh
I love the way you flirt with me, oh oh
You brought up my stinkin' shirt with me, oh oh
But that's okay 'cause
I can't heat you in the microwave
Can't put you in the fridge to save for a rainy day
But you are my sunshine
Wish i could have you all the time
Just to keep me warm
So just hold my coffee cup
Just like i would hold your hand
Just like that baby
Can't you understand i will always be your one
Night stand
Oh mercedes oh
You rock my world
Oh mercedes oh
Love, love, love, love
1-900 mercedes, oh
To you i fall
I tumble for you
Happy birthday mercedes

Mercedes is someone's name. this changes everytime
As do some of the lyrics depending on the event, person, etc.