Child Star

is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts

or zipped down jeans?

do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage

under hot lights?

are you visceral viscous?

do you want to make love to my sweet visage,

and then pretend it's you, it's you

it was always you

CHILD FAN

i wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub

but all i got in the mail was return to sender

STAR

I'm still a big big star

FAN

No you're not

STAR

Yes I am

FAN

No you're not

STAR

Yes I am

FAN

No you're not.

STAR

You liked my latest film

FAN

No I didn't

STAR

Yes you did

FAN

No I didn't

STAR

Yes you did

FAN

No I didn't

FAN

I'm not a fan of yours anymore

STAR

Yes you are

FAN

No I'm not

STAR

Yes you are

FAN

No I'm not

STAR

Yes you are

FAN

But you broke my fragile heart

STAR

No I didn't

FAN

Yes you did

STAR

No I didn't

FAN

Yes you did

STAR

No I didn't

FAN

I hate you

STAR

I hate you too

FAN

I hate you

STAR

I hate you too

FAN: I hate you

STAR: I hate you

and repeat