Catholic School

Nuns with sticks that old and rude

Drivers Ed teachers with an attitude

Lesbian vice-princepals that are always on your tail

Stupid German teachers that say your about to fail

And it's all because of Catholic School

It's under the Bishop's rule

It's run by the Diocesean

To keep you free from sin

Personal, Administrative, or Saturday school

It's what you get from breaking their rules

Just because I called a kid a Jewish Schmuck

I spent an hour in a room and had to pay a buck

And its all because of Catholic School

It's under the Bishop's ruloe

It's run by the Diocesean

To keep you free from sin

Catholic Schools

Under the BIshop's rule

Have nuns with sticks

That call us all little pricks

We need no disciplinary education

Why dont they see this position?

So we'll just say to hell with it

Cause Catholic school is bull shit.