Cannibal Cafe

Funny, I'm not familiar with this taste

Are these ribs? Is this steak?

I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewin'

Holy Fuck! It's another human!

Come with me, I'm on my way

To the Cannibal Cafe

Won't you come to te only place

Where you can be the special of the day.

There I was chokin' this thing back

When I realized it was someone's hand

The only way that I could possibly tell

Was that the careless cook did not remove the fingernails

Come with me, I'm on my way

To the Cannibal Cafe...

The food ain't bad and the food ain't good

Don't dare order 'The Leper's Foot'

I highly recommend 'The Ass of the Farmer's Wife'

It was tendy, not too greasy, and heavy on the cellulite.