Bum Cakes

Tell me where, tell me mate

where did you get those sweet bum cakes?

Did a baker make them fine?

Moulding them out just in time?

Bum cakes, bum cakes, they are so sweet

Cum bakes, cum bakes, don't tell Mrs Leat.

Hahaha (laughter in background)

Bum cakes, bum cakes I want to know

Where did you get you bum cakes so

And in the night, when the owl flies

Who knows where i lie?

In my bed, but not alone

The thought of you I do behold

And all of a sudden, into my dreams

Booms the memory of the men we have loved

Theres Alan and Alan and Tyler and Brian

Justin and Criag and little old Ryan (?)

Ian and Nighy and QT

Why oh why oh why?

Mr Cullum also was one of them,

but forget that...

I was drunk

lalalalalalalalalalalaaaa (in background)