Broccoli

Everything was going just the way I planned
The Broccoli was done!
She doesn't know I'm a virgin in the kitchen
Cause it's normally my mum!
But then she called me
And that's when
She said to meee
She wasn't coming round for tea

I should have known much better
But it's so hard I can't forget her
She keeps playing me around
But I'm trying to impress her
She puts me under so much pressure
And I just wanted her to let me know she cares...

Blowing out the candles now
If that's the way she treats me
I'm a fool
And everyone will tease me now
When rumours start to spread around the school!
Yeah, yeah
They say that I'm a loser
But that girls so cruel
But I keep her feeding her the fuel

I should have known much better
But it's so hard I can't forget her
She keeps playing me around
But I'm trying to impress her
She puts me under so much pressure
And I just wanted her to let me know she cares...

I know she cares (I know she cares)
Yeah, she cares!
She cares, she cares, she cares
She cares, she cares!

I should have known much better
But it's so hard I can't forget her
She keeps playing me around
But I'm trying to impress her
She puts me under so much pressure
And I just wanted her to let me know...

I should have known much better
But it's so hard I can't forget her
She keeps playing me around
But I'm trying to impress her
She puts me under so much pressure
And I just wanted her to let me know... She cares