Brainy Smurf

When I was a little girl
I used to watch the Smurfs
it was my favourite cartoon
My favourite character was Brainy
he always made me happy

But now not anymore
Cos I, I hate you Brainy Smurf

He thinks he's right all the time
but being kiasu ain't a crime
So I modeled myself after Brainy
and now I'm hated and called dorky !

And now my life sucks because of

Brainy Smurf

I hate you Brainy Smurf

I hate you 'cos you're kiasu
I hate you 'cos you're blue
I hate you 'cos you're you
I hate you
I JUST DO !

And now my life sucks because of
Brainy Smurf !
I hate you Brainy Smurf
You make me barf
I hate you Brainy Smurf