Bitchin' In The Kitchen

(Brad)

Dear blender

Oh won't you help a first offender

Oh, toaster, don't you put the burn on me

Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or

Crying in the bedroom all night

Dear knife-drawer

Now won't you help me to face life more

Oh, trash can, don't you put the dirt on me

Oh, percolator, why are we always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or

Crying in the bedroom all night

(Janet)

Everything used to be O.K.

But I've been had and Brad, I'm glad to say

Is on his way

Micro-digital awaker

Why are we always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or

Crying in the bedroom all night

Shower curtain, oh won't you help me to be certain

Oh, toothpaste, don't you put the squeeze on me

Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or

Crying in the bedroom all night

Tell me spectator

Why are we always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or

Crying in the bedroom all night