Bimbo #5

ladies and gentlemen, where is bimbo #5?

are you ready for the billenium?

1,2,3 4 6 everybody in the car lets go have sex

to the hotel around the corner

girls wanna do the president but i really dont wanna

get caught like i did last year

i found a new girl with a great big rear

i had monica, jennifer, paula, and cathline and maybe five other girls in between

but i like to try a new piece of pork

but 'ol punky legs is in New York

if shes alive i will try to jumple,

then i will dump her

(chorus)

a little bit of monica ohh no more

a little bit of jennifer out the door

a little bit of paula on the bed

a little bit of hillary, now im dead

bimbo #5

pull your pants down

and toss 'em on the ground

now bark like a hound and i'll make a donkey sound

now i'll chase you then you chase me

if i get caught will you spank my fanny please

clap your hands once

heres a big suprise

everyone was wrong it points to the right

(chorus 2)

monicas gone away

maybe miss america will come out and play

a little bit of britney would be nice

a little bit of hillary im all nice

bimbo #5

honey cough!! hahaha

hey baby, have you ever been in a 40 billion dollar investigation?

as a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seal on them

hey wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? hahaha

note to myself.....

nail her later

(chorus 3)

a little bit of monica ohh no more

a little bit of cathline out the door

jennifer lopez in my bed

a little bit of hillary now im dead

ohh i do love new york

wont you please elect my wife

ya know get her out of the house

cuz i got yard work to do

yea thats right yard work

bimbo #6?