Beaver Fever

Went down to the doctor sayin′ help me something's wrong
Temp′s 103 degrees and can't get rid of this hard on
He said, son pull down them Levis, n' whip out that little dongShook his head and then he said exactly what was wrong

I got the beaver
Beaver fever
Burnin′ me up
Bout to go insane
I got beaver
Beaver fever
Got a big ol′ batch of beaver on the brain

Doc pulled out his notepad wrote down a number and a name
Said ain't no pills or potion gonna do a goddamn thing
Get your ass to Brandy she′s a dandy that's for sure
That remedy between her knees, your fever′s only cure

I got the beaver
Beaver fever
Burnin' me up
Bout to go insane
I got beaver
Beaver fever
Got a big ol′ batch of beaver on the brain

Tina, Tanya, Terri Lynn got my fever going south
Sherry, Mary, Carolyn let me stick it in her mouth
By the time I shot on Sheila wasn't feelin' all that sick
But it was Betty′s snatch that got me back to 98.6

I got the beaver
Beaver fever
Burnin′ me up
Bout to go insane
I got beaver
Beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

I got the beaver
Beaver fever
Burnin′ me up
Bout to go insane
I got beaver
Beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Got a big ol′ batch of beaver on the brain