Beauty Contest

Damsel in distress
Is quite submissive
Look how sunburned
My vanity is

Feminine human creature
Superficial seducing detour

I'm going to the mall for the cookie cutter
The ugly duckling will always suffer

Contaminated standards
Don't try to fight it
I'd better get back on my diet

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
How'd my vanity get such a mess?
Beauty contest
I'm obsessed

Reduce myself
I got the strict restrictions
Not sexy enough
Without the regulations

Multipoint countdown my fading features
Born to blossom and room to parish

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
Oh, I've got to get out of this mess
Beauty contest
I'm obsessed

And I've fallen
I can't help myself
I'm feeling envious of all the rest
You're bringing out the lemming in me
A victim of a cattle call disease
Not easy to be me

I feel swollen

Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
How'd my vanity get such a mess?
Obsessed with the beauty contest
Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest

I've got to get out of this mess
Obsessed with the beauty contest
Obsessed with the beauty contest
Beauty contest
How'd my vanity get such a mess

Caught up in the beauty contest
Caught up in the beauty contest
Caught up in the beauty contest
Caught up in the beauty contest
Caught up in the beauty contest

And I feel swollen

How'd my vanity get such a mess?