Bad Sneakers

Five names that I can hardly

Stand to hear

Including yours and mine

And one more chimp who isn't here

I can see the ladies talking

How the times are getting hard

And that fearsome excavation

On Magnolia Boulevard

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And I'm going insane

And I'm laughing at the frozen rain

And I'm so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada

My friend

Stompin' on the avenue

By Radio City with a

Transistor and a large

Sum of money to spend

You fellah, you tearin' up the street

You wear that white tuxedo

How you gonna beat the heat

Do you take me for a fool

Do you think that I don't see

That ditch out in the valley

That they're digging just for me

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