Almost Illegal

(R. Stewart/A. Taylor)

Yeah, I said yeah

I remember the first time

That I ever seen her face

I was standing by the drug store

Trying to save the human race

Took a raincheck on a blind date

To get her prescription filled

We had a short talk and a long walk

Through the lazy cottonfield

It was hot

She was cool and sultry

We made love

I was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, so beautiful

So delectable, she's mine

She's desirable, so lovable

And it's criminal, almost illegal

Well we woke up in a barnyard

When I heard a farmer shout

Get away, boy, from my daughter

When a shotgun rang out

We took off

She was right behind me

Ran like the wind

What a crazy lady

She's fabulous, so sensuous

She's marvelous, she's mine

I'm delirious, it's serious

Kinda dangerous, almost illegal

Bring it down now

We had a one child by the Springtime

and another on the way

I got a new life and a good wife

Ain't that amazing grace

It was hot

She was cool and sultry

We made love

I was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, she's beautiful

She's desirable, she's mine

I'm delirious, she's serious

It's kinda dangerous, almost illegal

Wonderful, so beautiful

She's not a radical, but she's mine

She's fabulous, so sensuous

And it's marvelous, almost illegal

Beautiful and she's wonderful

So desirable, almost illegal