A Pint Of London Pride Please

A pint of London Pride Please

That's what I'd like to drink

Please serve it in a nice pint glass

And clean off that lipstick

When I order ale

I want it fresh and clean

What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?

A pint of London Pride Please

It's a nice local brew

And when you have to piss it out

You've got free Carling too

When I order ale

I want it fresh and clean

What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?

When I'm writing lyrics a nice pint goes down well

At least that was what I though but apparently it seems to make my rhyming go to hell

When I order ale

I want it fresh and clean

What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?

I said

When I order ale

I want it fresh and clean

What do you call that piece of shit that you've just served to me?

{spoken} A pint of pride please govn'r