2019 Guy

Hello, hi, I′m a 2019 guy
I don't need drugs to get high
I have Soylent and wine
I respect girls by getting friend zoned and denied
I think about them and cry
I am totally fine

Testosterone′s low, feelings high
That's how you know I'm truly 2019 Guy

My dick′s not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
You say I′m down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
′Cause I'm a cuck

And I hope he fucks her good
In a way, I wish I could
I just want to watch!

Hello, hi, I′m a 2019 guy
I think science is a lie
I am offended online

I'm fragile and shy
I don′t really go outside
I don't have friends that's why I am offended all the time

2019
2019
2019

My dick′s not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
You say I′m down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
′Cause I'm a cuck

And I hope he fucks her good
In a way, I wish I could

His dick′s not big, so I fucked his friend
I say he's down on his luck, he says it′s a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck

And I hope he fucks her good
In a way, I wish I could
I just want to watch!

2019
2019
2019