I know you can′t afford a baddie, got that girl from clearance

Get off my oui oui, bro, we're not in Paris

Fucked your girl, made her cumJust from liking my appearance

Second time, made her come again

Like I′m hard of hearing

Models give me top in my model S, I ain't fucking steering

Crystal bitches shifting to me like I'm Draco

Got 8 hoes in the station wagon blasted, bumping Fafo

And I ain′t smoke, got CBD on that cat

So if you say so

Nah, I′m just playin' though, man

Got polyorchidism, my nuts look like a snowman

Ain′t wearing socks around the homies

I ain't gay tho, man, pause

Then hit play though, man

I′m fun to play with, not to eat if you're vegan

Cuz my meat is so cheesy

Everybody my son, so come see me every weekend

Got this Italian lady, I stuff her like tortellini

Then send her back up to Bowser

Cuz I ain′t feeling too peachy, word

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

You cannot change my mind

Up late all night, let her stay a couple hours

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

Couple ugly bitches say they want me

Think I'm gonna pick em up, bitch I ain't Wall-E, uh

Plus she whiter than the name Johnny

I don′t eat crackers no more, I ain′t Polly, uh

Excuse me, sorry man, pardon me

Overbite baddie gave me dome, call it carpentry

Hoes at the crib, it's a lion′s den

Kick 'em all out, give ′em no way home like Spider-Man, uh

Fuck do you want, hop in the whip

Cry bout my ex, I'm Taylor Swift

I do it all, so talented

Jack of all trades, feel like Johnny Sins

Ain′t cop me a Benz, that shit's too expensive

I'm broker than Kanye in 2015

Ain′t making no pence, but I don′t like Mike

Lil bitch I'm a slut, my balls for the streets

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

You cannot change my mind

Up late all night, let her stay a couple hours

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

Brain so dumb, Steven Crowder

You already know what time it is

It′s uh, it's, it′s 9:52 AM on a Wednesday morning

I'm recording this

I′m kind of in the mood for some eggs right now

I haven't ate breakfast yet

But I don't know if we have any in the fridge

So, I might not eat that, um

I don′t know, I mean I could like, run to the store

And like, get eggs or something

But it′s like, do I really wanna go all the way

To a grocery store and do that, I don't know

I mean, like, am I craving it that badly, I don′t think so

But, you know what, we'll see how it goes

Uh, I′ll see you guys another time

Appreciate you, take care, goodbye