Woman: Live from the centre of the universe, the galaxy of

The galaxies, the reality of the realities, it′s the reality show.

And here he is now, our host of this intergalactic show,Emperor of all known and unknown worlds, the no one

Knows more than I do about anything, mr grab 'em by the

Pussy, president, zillionaire, polar bear wrestler, mr Donald

I′m the real Schwarzenegger Trump.

DT: You're welcome, you're so welcome. Yes I′m good.

I′m the best, check my biceps. Yes. And Im rich too, so

Rich, so very rich.

Welcome to your favorite program the reality show.

I wanna start off the show with a message to the fake news

Media, the politically correct and the enemy of the people,

Who not surprisingly hates the show in general and me in

Particular, by once again tell the truth about the world, the

Real world. The freedom of speech here is unexceptionable.

Everybody has the right to say whatever they feel like, how

Ever untrue, offensive or horrendous it might be. But you

Don't wanna say anything wrong about us or the sponsors, or

You′ll be disqualified. Remember whose show you're on.

And you must be as cruel as you can be. There will be sell

Outs, back stabbings and Kanye West, so you might as well

Do it to them before they do it to you. Also called the

Chumbawamba-move.

This is the show where all of your dreams can come true.

We′ve got all the liquor you can drink, provided by Liquor

Inc. We've got all the food you can eat, provided by Fast

Food Industries. We got all the drugs you can consume,

Provided by Worlds Drug Cartel. We got all the guns that

You need to feel secure, provided by the Weapons industry.

Kid Rock heaven. All you have to do is stay in your place

And do what we tell you. The rules are simple. Every day you

Will be put to test. And those of you who fail will have to

Leave the show.

In this age of ignorance is strength, the more the merrier,

Everybody′s got the chance to be a b celebrity. Corporations

Are every day looking for fortune seekers and careerists to

Make famous as long as they got what it takes, meaning,

Ready to humiliate themselves in every thinkable way, in the

New form of entertainment. It's darwinism in the extremist

Form. The prices will be touring as guest bartenders, get

Invited to parties, be guests at app shows, where the

Humiliation is expected to continue. You've got the chance to

Marry a real celebrity or a billionaire. Or maybe replace a

Dead rock star. There′s lots of vacancies in this line of duty,

Bands who don′t want to quit after the front man, and the

Main song writer, has left the building. Right now Nirvana,

Soundgarden, INXS, Jimi Hendrix Experience and Dire

Straits are looking to fill such places. Then there's always the

Chance to get into the next reality show, like Secret admirer

Or home improvement, all you have to do to qualify is tell a

Producer you′re secretly in love with someone or buy a

Crappy house. Well, that's really the only house you can

Afford, ′cos there's no money in it for you. For us, yes, but

Not for you. Don′t complain, you get to do all the work and at

The same time be famous. We control and supervise it. And

We got expenses, and we need to get something out of it,

Other wise we wouldn't do it. Why should we? And this is

Not socialism.

The judges today are prime minister, president, prime

Minister, president comrade Vladimir Putin. Straight outta

Ukraine, isn't it so, puta? Then we got my English brother

And Prime Minister Boris Johnson, from the independent

Kingdom of Great Britain. You can see resemblance by the

Hair. Next is my favorite arab in the whole world, King

Salman of Saudi Arabia. Girls, don′t be fooled by his

Friendly face, he′s almost as naughty as me, but only almost,

Isn't it so, Sally? And last but not the least we got peoples

Rightful leader of Italy, Salvatore Salvini, who′s doing a great

Job in stopping people from shit countries to enter Europe

And fighting for the safety of white people. President

Bolsanero couldn't be with us today as he′s out hunting and

Looting in the Amazonas. It's a family trip. A picknick

Actually. But we all wish him luck with that. Shoot a

Rhinoceros for me, Jair Messias. Oh, I like that name. Hasn′t

He got a lovely name, don't you think? Yes, he has. The

Music is as always performed by the one man band Steve

Bannon and his pump organ and Take back the swastika from

The establishment group. And then we got little Jimmie from

Norway who'll be interviewing people live from the street on

The show a little bit later.

Yesterdays loser was Johnny. Johnny, listen up. You have

Been a bad boy. I don′t think you even tried to perform the

Task you were given. Tho′ it was an easy one. Everyone else

Made it. Everyone but you. And it was such a small task. The

Only thing you had to do was get up, go to work, do a fairly

Good job, then go home and go to bed, without any trouble.

How hard can it be? But you, Johnny, you couldn't do that,

No. You over slept, came in late, didn′t do a such a good job,

Left job early, saying you were sick, lying of course, and went

To a friend, who weren't at his work, bad company, and

Playing video games and drinking alcohol, beer. And as if

That wasn′t bad enough, you had the nerve to mouth off to

Your superiors, didn't you? So, Johnny, you have to go. Now

You only got one chance to stay, and its up to the bystanders.

Your fate here is now in their hands. Let me remind you that

Some of you who are in favor of Johnny staying, also must

Leave if this side loses. So, what′s it gonna be? Leave or stay?

Pick up your phones, or put on your computers, and vote, 1

For leaving and 2 for staying. You got five minutes to do it.

Leave, or stay.

Now lets turn to Jimmie. Are you there, Jimmie?

J: Yes, Donnie, I'm here.

DT: So, Jimmie, what have you got for us?

J: Well, Don, I'm standing here with Patric, who was just

Walking down the street when I stopped him for a chat,

Talking to him about what′s going on in the world. Right,

Patric?

P: Yes, and as I said to you just before this, I firmly believe

That you cant have both a welfare state and an open society.

To maintain the welfare state you have to restrict

Immigration from countries outside our cultural sphere, ′cos

They can't adjust to our society and is depending on our social

Security systems. In other words, they′re parasites and

Criminals. And its just because they don't respect our country

And our values.

J: So you′re saying the immigrants contribution to the society

Are less than the costs?

P: Yes, way less. They're a heavy burden. And that′s why the

Elderly are starving, kids in school got low or no grades,

Workers are unemployed and has a hard time to make ends

Meet, and we got ghettos which are lawless and out of the

Police control.

J: And how do you think it came to be like this?

P: Well Jimmie, I'm fully certain that the establishment, the

Liberals and the pc mob have all worked together to achieve

It, 'cos they hate the nation and our values, and therefore

Made it a haven for terrorists.

J: But what do you say to those who argues that there isn′t a

Shortening of recourses′, and that it's just a matter of

Distribution.

P: Ah Jimmie, that′s only liberal, pc talk. They're talking

Socialism. And its not working. The human being isn′t build

For it. So there cant be a just society. It's utopia. So what we

Have to do is take care of our own, and let others take care of

Themselves. We can′t be the worlds refugee haven.

J: But what do you say to the argument that the social

Division of society is increasing, and this is really the root of

The problem.

P: Yea, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer. I know.

Maybe its so. That's the way it goes ain't it. Everybody

Wants more. Even the poor.

J: And finally, what is your opinion about the climate

Change?

P: I don′t believe in it. Its fake news to get people to turn

Away from the real issues. Like immigrants, criminals and

Terrorists.

J: Thank you, Patric. Back to you, Don.

DT: Thanks Jimmie. Smart guy that one, right Steve? Yea.

Very percipient/insightful. The five minutes are up and the

Votes have been counted. And the result is. Leave or stay?

Johnny, are you nervous? You should be. You know what′s

Gonna happen if the Leave votes wins, right? And as I've told

You, we, the jurors, decided that you have to leave. Now the

Voters also have decided. And the decision, with 4 million

Votes against three, is that you... leave. But you′re not only

Leaving. When I told the owner of the firm, who also happens

To be my son in law, when I told Jared about you, who didn't

Know such a guy was working for him, he immediately took

Action. You have now also been fired, they don′t want you

Back at the work place. The management even said they

Didn't want you there in the first place. They took you in out

Of pity. And as you have no money, you cant pay your bills,

And foremost, you cant afford the rent. So you have to move

Out from that little one room and kitchen you′ve got. It's

Owned by my good friends in Cayman National Bank, so we

Have already moved out your stuff, thanks to the CEO Rudy

Guiliani and the Santini Brothers, and a new tenant is arriving

As we speak, and maybe find a homeless shelter, 'cos for

That′s what you are now. Go to the Salvation Army ′cause

They got great policies around gays and such. And since the

News about you is world wide, thanks to Fox Network real

News, I suggest that you don't just leave town, or the country,

And instead head for another continent, preferably far away in

Some place where the contact with the outside world is

Found you not only useless but arrogant as well. So we have

Put in an extra price just for you. Its a reward for information

About your future whereabouts. So we can have an eye on

You. And its for life. Were also letting you help to pay for it.

We′ve confiscated your stuff and are going to sell them,

Thanks to my good friend Meatloaf and his firm Gold &

Silver Pawn Shop famous from the tv series Pawn stars. It's

Only fair, don′t you think? Too bad that its not worth much.

So, leave your jacket and your shoes and off you go.

Security, lead this man out of the building. Thank you.

And those three people who voted for Johnny to stay, we

Know who you are, and we will be dealt with. You're going

To get exactly what all communists deserves. If I were you I

Would join Johnny in him moving far way from here. But

That′s only me.

Now you see what happens to losers. Let's move on the

Today's task. Let′s take things one step further. You are going

To prove that you can du your colleagues′ job better than

Them. That means you're not going to do your own jobs, but

Also engage yourself in the colleagues work, when you find

That they′re not doing as good as you think they should. As

Usual you are not just allowed, but you must expose your

Colleagues' mistakes and wrong doings, and then find a way

To do them yourselves. Lies and deceits, and discords, and

Making yourself look good by making others look bad, are

The key tactics now. Listen to master of the art, me! What do

You think? Are you up to it? I think you are. But I also

Believe that there′s some of you who'll do it better than the

Others. Good luck!

And remember, the fight goes on: Free the Trump office six!

Good night! See you tomorrow. Same time, same place.