They′re amazing, don't you think?

So incredibly talented

So many hits on You TubeSo many things to live up to

They′re amazing, don't you think?

My two older brothers

They've had a wonderful career

But I was never asked to join them

Oh God, how can it be?

Those assholes did not ask me?

I will never be a star

I will never ever do a concert

Never perform with an audience

I′ll never stand alone on stage

I wouldn′t have the nerve to do it

Guess I would fuck it up anyway

I will never be a star

I have some tricks up my sleeve

How I wish that I can show them

I spin a pen around my thumb

And then I grab it with my index

I want to show it

But I know I can't

Cause the live audience

Gives me nerves here I stand

I tremble, I sweat

Shivers run down my spine

As I stretch out my arm and prepare

That′s why I'll never be a star

I wouldn′t know how to move my body

I would be stiff as a traffic light

I will never be a star

I wouldn't know how to top the chorus

With lots of smoke going everywhere

Ok, listen up everyone!

I know you enjoyed my pen trick

And it′s real easy, you can learn it too

Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"

That's what I did!

I will never be a star

You better believe it

Cause I mean it

I will never be

I will never be a star