Oh I do think it's a lovely thing

And I'm sure you'll all agree

That rudeness is quite wonderful

Such pleasures all for free

Rudeness can come in many forms

The thought of somebody nude

But also as words or just a thought

It's great being just plain rude

If you don't like reading this poem

Then I think you must be a prude

Cos nothing's quite so fantabulous

As the wonder of being rude