Bustelo, Marlboro, banana by the bunch

A box of Captain Crunch will taste so good!

And firewood!

Look, it′s Santa Claus

Hold your applause

Oh, hi

"Oh, hi" after seven months?

Sorry

Oh, Holy night

You struck gold at MIT

They expelled me for my theory

Of actual reality

Which I'll soon impart to the couch potatoes

At New York University

Still haven′t left the house?

I was waiting for you, don't you know?

Well, tonight's the night!

Come to the Life Cafe after Maureen′s show! (No flow)

Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Eve

Whose charity is only matched by talent, I must say

A new member of the Alphabet City Avant-garde

Angel Dumott Schunard

Today for you, tomorrow for me

Today for you, tomorrow for me

And you should hear her beat

You earned this on the street?

It was my lucky day today on Avenue A

When a lady in a Limousine drove my way

She said, "Darling, be a dear, haven′t slept in a year

I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear"

"This Akita-Evita just won′t shut up

I believe if you play nonstop that pup

Will breathe its very last high strung breath

I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death"

Today for you, tomorrow for me

Today for you, tomorrow for me

We agreed on a fee, a thousand dollar guarantee

Tax free and a bonus if I trim her tree

Now who could foretell that it would go so well

But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell

After an hour, Evita in all her glory

On the window ledge of that twenty third story

Like Thelma and Louise did

When they got the blues

Swan dove into the courtyard

Of the Gracie Mews

Today for you, tomorrow for me

Today for you, tomorrow for me

Back on the street where I met my sweet

Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete

The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome

And I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet, sing it

Today for you, tomorrow for me

Today for you, tomorrow for me

I said, today for you, tomorrow for me

Today for you, tomorrow for me