Verse 1:

Microphone check 1, 2

Got my heat beneath the seat, it ain't nothing new

Just picked up Dre, that's my cousin

He got the E & J, so we buzzing

But I forgot to mention that he had a freak with him

Good Lord, he told me how she did him

He say the bitch want to be his main

But she free to let us run this train

Hoe don't know she dealing with professionals

Street niggas that's intellectual

When it comes to recognizing game, we pros

We let these bitches be bitches and hoes be hoes

That's the way love goes when I'm dealing with hoes

I get that pussy like I'm supposed

Other than that, I'll ignore you

But if you're with it, I got something good for you

Chorus: (2x)

Girl, I got something good for you

Guess what it is (what?)

Dick!

Verse 2:

It's a big fat black long dick

I can't afford to be buying you shit

It ain't that a motherfucker broke

Get off my shoulder, you motherfucking freeloader

Telling me your other man bought you a Caddy

But fuck that shit, I ain't a sugar daddy

I'm just a hustling motherfucker from 5th Ward

In these streets, trying to make ends meet

And my dick is about ready to meet you girlfriend

So put your pussy on the other end

I want to fuck you like a dog

In your combat boots and make you pussy say 'woof'

but first let me find myself a rubber

Before I fuck around and get in trouble

And stop talking about knowing me better before you put me in

Bitch you know I got a girlfriend

You look good from head to toe

But I ain't leaving my woman for a straight up hoe

You're looking for a wedding ring

But I can't do