Hey...hey leroy...leroy yeah did you hear about that boy mike Tyson?

Mike...Mike Tyson he's the boy that played football from montreal ain't he?

No no you old coop, he a...he a boxer man

Yeah let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago.

I seen him hit this boy, and he hit the boy so hard

His head flew off into the eigtheenth row (laughing)

They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row

[prince & jeff] I was in jeff's crib one night about eight

And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes

Jeff was like... Man, you see how hard mike's punchin'?

Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin'

Left, right, left, right, another k.o. i

F that was me I'd a been ok though

The very next day I gave russell a ring

With j.l. and omar we all called don king

I said 'yeah, don I got a problem

Tell 'em prince 'yeah what's up?

What you sayin? You tryin' to solve 'em?'

'Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty'

'Me and mike, two months, trump, atlantic city'

Yo, you got this you gonna bust dude up

Yeah, you can be my trainer word up?

I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice and

Yo jeff, straight up, I think I can beat mike Tyson

Man, you can beat him, you can beat him yo man,

Word up yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this you can do it

Newspaper boy: extra, extra read all about it

Fresh prince challenges iron Mike Tyson to a fight (laughing) ah he's crazy

Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifth teen row?

Hey leroy, you read the paper? That boy done lost his mind

[prince, barber] there was press conference to see what training I was doing

Before then I had never heard reporters booing

Cameras flashing I was in the middle

I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little

I said uh I been training 2o hours a day lifting big old cars

And big bails of hay (that's what he's doin')

And I run 10,000 miles every morning thinkin' about mike and

My moment of glory (tell 'em more)

I drink water 20 gallons a pop and I can throw a volkswagon

A whole half block (he can do it too)

And 4 million sit ups...in a minute.... ..I ain't lying I did it (he done it)

The general public thought I was a fool

I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool

Well gettin' dissed is never good

But I was even gettin' dissed in my old neighborhoods

I was at the corner at the top of my block there was a couple

Of people standing outside of the barber shop

It was larwence, my barber, and franny he yelled out hey, prince, you can win!

I said 'really?' and I stopped to chat

You could beat him man, if you hit him wit a bat ha ha...you

Gon' get whipped but can I have your shoes when he break your neck?

Everybody was laughin' out loud I thought at least my own grandma would be proud

I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her I heard her

On the phone (a thousand bucks on Tyson)

[prince, ring announcer] it's fight day and man am I hyped

Boy I can't wait to see mike

Boy i'm hyped ready to be my thing trump castle casino

In this corner...weighing in at a mere 165 pounds, the

Lighting rodent, the fresh prince! (booing)

And in this corner... The heavyweight champion of the world...

Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)

I came out hustling sliding and grabbing slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'

For a second I looked good out there but then mike brought to

Reality my worst nightmare

One punch, that's all it took (oooh) he hit me in my ribs and my insides shook

Now how can I say this and be a little discreet let's just say

That my bowels released

I called timeout and went back to my corner

Said to my coach 'ain't no way i'm goin' the hell back out

There, man you can't forget it'

My body's like a punchin' bag and mike is gonna (hit it)

They tried to make me go meet my doom but I sucker

Punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room

The next day the headline in the town 'fresh prince breaks

Camp, Tyson wins first round'

Some fool asked why I ran away I said 'a good run is better

Than a bad stand anyday'

My career is over as far as fightin' but I don't know what

Made me think I can beat mike Tyson

2 old men: hey leroy! Yeah did you see the fight?

Did you see the fight?

The..the..the football player?

No the boxer, come on man I was at the fight last night I paid

Four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars for my ticket

Right... Ah, you weren't at no fight I seen you around here

Last night ..and the boy..the boy ran out the ring you always

Lying I ain't lying... You lie to your grandkids.. ..I seen

It... ...you been lying ever since you was a little kid ...mike

Tyson punched the boy in his ribs, and his leg fell off his leg

Fell off and it fell over... ...you always lying ...and it knocked

The hbo camerman's camera fell out his hand I said, god

Damn, I couldn't beleive it leroy you shoulda been

There...you definetly shoulda been there ...I was right next to

You playin' checkers