Hey, hey I love puddin′

Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn′t

Hey, hey I love puddin'Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn′t

Put it in the fish tank

Drop it off at the bank

Bring it to the Walgreens

′N' put it in the ice cream

Put it in the mailbox

And put it in some old socks

Put it in a rice bowl

Stick it up your asshole

Hey, hey I love puddin′

Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn′t

Hey, hey I love puddin'

Puttin′ my dick in places I shouldn't

Put it in the hall of fame

Take it to a ballgame

Stick it in the gas tank

Put it in my Uncle Frank

Put it in the outhouse

Put it in my cousin's mouth

Put it in my guitar

Rub it on an old scar

Put it in some warm bread

Put it in the wood shed

Put it in my mom′s shoe

Stick it to some Elmer′s glue

Take it to a country show

And put it in the front row

Put it in the bathtub

And clean it with a good scrub

Hey, hey I love puddin'

Puttin′ my dick in places I shouldn't

Hey, hey I love puddin′

Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn′t

Hey, hey I love puddin'

Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn′t

Hey, hey I love puddin′

Puttin' my dick in places I shouldn′t