Went down to the doctor sayin′ help me something's wrong

Temp′s 103 degrees and can't get rid of this hard on

He said, son pull down them Levis, n' whip out that little dongShook his head and then he said exactly what was wrong

I got the beaver

Beaver fever

Burnin′ me up

Bout to go insane

I got beaver

Beaver fever

Got a big ol′ batch of beaver on the brain

Doc pulled out his notepad wrote down a number and a name

Said ain't no pills or potion gonna do a goddamn thing

Get your ass to Brandy she′s a dandy that's for sure

That remedy between her knees, your fever′s only cure

I got the beaver

Beaver fever

Burnin' me up

Bout to go insane

I got beaver

Beaver fever

Got a big ol′ batch of beaver on the brain

Tina, Tanya, Terri Lynn got my fever going south

Sherry, Mary, Carolyn let me stick it in her mouth

By the time I shot on Sheila wasn't feelin' all that sick

But it was Betty′s snatch that got me back to 98.6

I got the beaver

Beaver fever

Burnin′ me up

Bout to go insane

I got beaver

Beaver fever

Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

I got the beaver

Beaver fever

Burnin′ me up

Bout to go insane

I got beaver

Beaver fever

Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Got a big ol′ batch of beaver on the brain