Album Cover White & Nerdy

White & Nerdy

Weird Al Yankovic

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They see me mowin'

My front lawn

I know they're all thinking

I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just to white n' nerdy

Think I'm just to white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with-

The gangsters

But so far they all think

I'm white n' nerdy

Think I'm just to white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

We really white n' nerdy

First time in class at MRT

Got skills I'm a

Champion of DND

I'm Ceatre that's

my favourite NMC

Keep your 40 at trust

had a girl that's over 18

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find a dare quite stationary

All of my action figures

and cherries

I got Steven Hawkings in my library

My space is totally pimped out

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

Yo i got pie out of thousand places

I don't got grills but I still wear braces

I order all my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a wizz at minesweeper I can play for dayz

Once you see my sweet moves your gonna think i'm moving so fast it's a place with blaze

Yes I got a killer rap I havn't run

A past gal well I'm number 1

I play with calcules just for fun

I ain't got a get but I gotta sawterring gun

Happy days is my

favourite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of pingpong

I can ace any kind of quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on, my sagway!

I know in my heart they think I'm

white n' nerdy!

Think I'm Just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see im white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

I'd like to roll with-

The gangsters

Although it's apparent I'm too

White n' Nerdy

Think I'm just to white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been growing and spectin'

X-men comics you know I collect

There's a pen in my pocket

I've got to protect

all my eroginomic keyboard

Shopping online for deals on

smartable media

I edit wikipedia

I memorized the holy grail

Really well

I can resite it right now have you

ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites

A kovo do they call

I do HTML do for them all

Even make a homepage for my dog!

Got myself a fanny pack

they were having sales at the GAP

It was nice with a roll up

bubble wrap

I hope no one sees my-

Gettin' freaky!

I getting nerdy and extremely whiter than sour cream

I was in AIV club and Glee club and even the chess team!

The only question that

was very hard

do I like her hard

or do I like McCard?

I spend every weekend

at the renaissance fair

I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'

They laughin'

And rollin' their rice cuz

I'm so white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' Nerdy

Just because I'm white n' Nerdy

All because I'm white n' Nerdy

Holy cow I'm white n' Nerdy

I wanna bowl with-

the gangsters

but oh well it's obvious I'm

white n' Nerdy

Think I'm just to white n' nerdy

Think I'm just to white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' Nerdy

Look at my I'm white n' Nerdy!