They only show you their gums when they smile

Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile

Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce

They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss

Hey!Stand up!

Toothless people...their breath is lethal, wanna tell you

Hey...come on!Stand up...get on your feet!

Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say

No more of those pearly whites will they possess

Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess

Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease

At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities

Hey!Stand up...take out your teeth!

Toothless people...old and feeble, oh yes

You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em

They're something you just can't ignore

If you lose 'em, you're in trouble

'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

You need something to show your dentist

The next time he makes you say "ahh..."

You don't wanna have to wind up

Eating all of your food through a straw

Like toothless people

Toothless people...you'd better brush your teeth now

Hey...toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people