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Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado(I want chimichangas and chile colorado )

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado (I have the money for a chopped steak )

Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno (The flautas and tamales, always really good)

Y el chile relleno(And the stuffed pepper )

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada

That's right, I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon

With my friends or when I'm all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero (I am really hungry and now I want)

Un burrito ranchero (a ranch-style burrito)

So give me something spicy and hot now

Break out the menu, what you go, now?

Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have

Sour cream on the side

You better make sure the beans are refried

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Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

That's why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip

It's really goodwith bean dip

I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos

Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas

Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra

Tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks, please?

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Buenos noches Senor y bienvenidos al Enrico's (Good evening sir and welcome to Enrico's)

Casa de Salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy(House of Salsa.We have many very delicious)

sabrosos.Se puedo recommendar el ardiente pollo (dishes.May I recommend the burning chicken)

al infierno.Muy delicioso.Sus ojos se (from hell.Very delicious. Your eyes will)

quemaran.Su estomago estaran en fuego.Se(burn.Your stomach will be on fire. You'll )

quedaran en el bano por una semana.Entiendes lo (be in the bathroom for a week!Understand)

que digo gringo estupido tonto? (what I'm saying you really stupid Gringo? )

Well the food is coming I can hardly wait

Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!

What you think you're doing with my chili con queso?

Well, if you want some, just say so

Oh boy, pico de gallo

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio

Nogracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas

You can toss away the hot sauce

Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!

You better get me a bowl of guacamole

Y usted, Eugene? Wh's your face turning green?

Don't you like pinto beans?

You want some more cinnamon crispas?

If you don't, hasta la vista

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

You can finish it manana

Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more

Senor, la cuenta, por favor

If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you

Oughtta

Just don't drink the water

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