My whole family

Loves "Three's Company"

See the reruns constantly

There on my TV

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Well, I know what's on the tube

I know just what to see

Got my TV Guide with me

"MASH" and "All in the Family"

"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R. F. D."

I will always be busy

Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me

Every day at three

Then soon it'll be

"Wheel" and "Jeopardy"

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Well, I'm in such ecstasy

When I'm watchin' TV

I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity

I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee

Forever I will always be

Glued to my TV

Love "The Partridge Family"

And "Dynasty"

And "Laverne and Shirley"

And "Hard Copy"

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