[Tax Man/The Beatles]

(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak

That's where you'd find me every week

But now it's Pacman!

Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

I love to gobble up those dots

Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots

They call it "Pacman"!

Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

At the game arcade

they say I'm "hard core"

I can play all day

'til my hands are sore

And I quit my job

just to play some more

But I won't give up

'til I break high score

Pacman! [music from Pacman "intermission"]

Well it's the Pacman!

Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

Well it takes a lot of cash to play

(Pacman! Get the cherry!)

So I'm gonna sell my house today

(Pacman! Eat 'em up!)

I'm playin' Pacman!

Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

Hey mom, I won't be home this year

(Pacma-an!)

Please forward all my mail right here!

(Pacma-an!)

I'm at the Pacman!

Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!

...and you're playing with no one but me

Pacman!

[music from Pacman "intermission"]

[sound from when Pacman dies]