I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital

I see him most every day

And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung

This is what I hear him say

(deep breathing)

Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend

He's never a chump or a tease

He never tells me lies, and best of all

He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon

Sit down by his side and say "Hi"

And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation

And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply, and Mr. Frump would say

(deep breathing)

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be

Mr. Frump's dying day

And now I bring to you the very last thing

That Mr. Frump had to say....

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen